jehovahhthickness:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

ispepsiokaysir:

glumshoe:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

Colorful and evocative language is the backbone of writing. Instead of “she had blue eyes”, write: “she possessed shimmering cerulean orbs that functioned as optical sensory receptors in hex #007ba7”.

One the one hand I hate it, on the other, there’s part of me that loves it and I hate that I love it.

You survived crucifix nail nipples. You can survive hex #007ba7 globular photon receptors no problem.

you guys don’t know how much hotter written porn would be if people started describing stuff like nipple tone in hex codes

“The erectile tissue of his mammary papilla responded to the tactile stimulation of her hydrostatic oral muscle, darkening to hex #cd5b45 and tumescing with vasocongestion.” 

*softly but emphatically* what the fuck.

is this my cue to get involved somehow bc im attracted to the cursed energy like a moth to porchlight

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vo-kopen:

pokemongo570:

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @avengersemhwasp1 @majingojira

Pls cherish them all!

nettlewildfairy:

Not to get political but my philosophy is fundamentally that all people should suffer less. That it’s everyone’s responsibility to try to make the world a little better for everyone else. And anyone trying to do the opposite is an asshole who needs to stop.

An AU Where…

terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus:

Gabriel Agreste is replaced by a kangaroo part way through season two

And absolutely nobody notices

on board the decepticon warship in the copy room

lepetitbitch:

knockout: I NEED TO MAKE COPIES [pushes starscream] MOVE, IM GAY